
...and as usual the endless over rated bureaucracy continues...
Sketch 1:
(..a noisy loud -dressed in formal- sarcastic individual, that all documents has to pass through, next to him is sitting a quite coffee sipping -dressed in formal- dont give a crap, totally useless employee checking random websites and it goes like this..)
Me: Sir i would like to get an official authorization document to send to Jordan.
Him: Of course why not, what do you want from me?
Me: A little help!!
Him: write it and give it to me, pay and i will stamp it!
Me: Do you have a template for should i write? Should i phrase it in a special way?
Him: No just do it and give it to me fast coz am busy.
Another employee: We have a template give him a paper
(and i take the paper)
Him: You need two witnesses to sign their names there.
Me: Of course i do, no problem (smiling face)
.. and so i write it down and i sign it from two random Jordanian citizens that happened to be around me, and i hand it back.
Him: Let the witnesses write their names of 4 syllables
Me: Of course am sorry (Still smiling face)
(.. and so i try to find those two, and i manage to, though one of them got super worried that he decided to take off his signature of the document :S and i had to redo the whole thing..)
...35 minutes later
Sketch 2:
(not i have the documents signed and everything, of course i have two copies, as i had to find a new trusty witness to sign the document, without reading it :)
and we are back again..
Me: Sir i have all documents signed, and i need to submit it please, coz i have to get back to work asap.
Him: Good you all are always in a hurry, you have to pay 204 AED (55 $)
Me: :) then :| then :S and finally :(
Him: Whats wrong?! you dont want to pay
Me: no but its too much just to sign a freaking document
Him: this is the procedure.
...Then he starts talking to the next "customer"!!
Me: WAIT! i dont have the money now, can i submit it and pay when i pick it up? (hopeful face)
Him: (sarcastic face) Of course not :) this is the procedure and we have to respect the rule.
(So i had to go back home after almost an hour of running around with all the documents in my hand, to come submit it the next day)
Sketch 3:
(..Loaded with money, hope and like 350 documents i come back the next day)
Me: Hellooo its me again you remember me.
Him: Of course, do you have the money?
Me: (helpless face) yes i do.
Him: good give me the documents.
(And so i hand him the documents and 3 seconds later)
Him: You didnt put a passport copy with the documents, i cant accept it.
(this threw me over the edge, i dont have the passport copy, the closest place to print the soft copy i have on my flash drive is like 20 minutes away and its like 44 C degrees outside)
Me: (Confused, angry and helpless face)
A Nice Lady: pssst, i can help you, give me the soft copy i will print it from inside and give it to you, but you need to give me like 10 minutes)
ME: THANK YOU :)
.. and i wait 15 minutes and finally i have it
Me to Him: Here you go, all filled and ready :) (happy winning face)
another 3 seconds later
Him: (sarcastic face) the date is wrong, you have to fill it again and find yourself two witnesses
Me:!
(.. another 30 minutes of running around and convincing people to sign it and witness something they have no idea about)
(..Now am sure i have it ready! and i reach for the window again)
Sketch 4:
He is not there, he disappeared and nobody knows where is he!
17 minutes later...
Sketch 5:
Me: (now very pissed and bitching all over) WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
Silent employee raises his head: he is busy.; and then goes slowly back to checking random websites.
Me: SHOUTING...
10 minutes later, they call me inside :)
and they send me to his office (the bastard had an office)
slowly walking towards the office, filled with hate and anger, and ready to explode, and then there the usual scene reveals itself
Sketch 6:
(...he is sitting all turkey like, and on the opposite side of his desk, sitting a lady that had a problem, pretty sure something similar to mine!! but she is getting a private consulting and an office time while all other "customers" are piled up outside waiting for his highness to come back to his work!! (..walking inside, a look here and there inside the offices, people chatting, laughing, drinking coffee, reading news, doing anything but work! at that very moment, i got so home sick :) it reminded me of all governmental offices we have there, down to the very last character and detail..)
Him: (all confident) What are you being so noisy about?
Me: (Throwing all the documents on his desk) I need your signature your highness. (very bitchy)
Him: (trying to avoid a conversation) am coming outside, lets take this to the window, and prepare your money (trying to be funny with a smiling face to avoid this red face with the bitchy tone)
Me: (Joker face! not a word)
Sketch 7:
(back to the window, me and him back again to the first set)
Me: here is the documents and the money (wishing he would pay this money for swine medicine at least)
Him: Come in 2-3 days
Me: I need a receipt
Him: no need.. NEXT!
(..people piling and stacking and throwing me away from the window)
ME: (dragging my legs outside and exhaling...) there is nothing like home :)
Cheers,


